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Super Bowl LVIII – A Swift Success
WRITTEN BY Colton Kobsar, Jacob Weingarten, Ethan Manaois GRAPHIC BY Ethan Manaois Las Vegas, NV – In a thrilling overtime game on Sunday, the Kansas City Chiefs won Super Bowl LVIII over the San Francisco 49ers by a score of 25-22, in Allegiant Stadium, Las Vegas. A rematch from Super Bowl LIV in 2020, where…
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Las Lomas Soccer Success Streak Continues Against Benicia
WRITTEN BY: Colton Kobsar, Jacob Weingarten, & Ethan Manaois GRAPHIC BY: David Minor The 2023-2024 season has been a massive success for both Las Lomas’s varsity and JV soccer teams. With the end of the season looming just a week away, Varsity soccer is currently sitting at an impressive record of 14-2-2, as well as…
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Super Bowl LVIII – A Swift Success
WRITTEN BY Colton Kobsar, Jacob Weingarten, Ethan Manaois GRAPHIC BY Ethan Manaois Las Vegas, NV – In a thrilling overtime game on Sunday, the Kansas City Chiefs won Super Bowl LVIII over the San Francisco 49ers by a score of 25-22, in Allegiant Stadium, Las Vegas. A rematch from Super Bowl LIV in 2020, where…
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Lunar New Year Arrives at Las Lomas
WRITTEN BY Kevin Moura & Matthew Williams GRAPHICS BY Rowan Shea Chinese New Year, a celebration of the lunar new year, has been celebrated for roughly 3,500 years, and is celebrated to this day. This year, it was celebrated on February 10, marking the Year of the Dragon, though its date alternates each year due…
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BACK TO THE PAST
WRITTEN BY Aria Kim-Brown GRAPHIC BY Zachary Neitz Four pages long, yellow now with age, seven letters encased in a box in the upper left-hand corner: the first issue of The Page might not look like much, what with its seven-decade-old paper that could rip at a moment’s notice. But, like any edition, Vol. 1…